A is for...

Assholes. That was what I thought when they said “we’re starting at the top of the alphabet. Just let the letter A inspire you.”
     The curser blinks teasingly. A. A. What should I write? I am completely bereft of inspiration. You’d think it’d be easy. It’s only a hundred words. I’ve already written fifty-four and you’re still reading. But the alphabetic theme... Others have tried it and failed miserably. A is for Aardvark ran on TV in 1954 (according to Wikipedia). It was going to cycle through the alphabet, each episode dedicated to a letter. It got cancelled at N.