Thursday, May 12, 2011


The Ford Nation is in our neighbourhood. Residents are being ticketed for every parking infraction, rolling stop and rogue pet snagged along Sorauren Avenue. But city revenue must come from somewhere. After forcing Ryan Russell’s bereaved wife and son to be the pin up family for G20 Amnesia, Toronto’s finest are now the highest paid force in Canada. But on the positive side, it’s becoming more multicultural. So now Mrs. Nguyen will understand why she’s facing a $200 speeding ticket for going 40 kilometres through High Park. It will only take her 19.51 hours of Nannying to pay it off.

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