While the rest of us were stuck in Toronto, Chase got to spend his spring break in Florida. He told me he’d met a girl there, from Ohio.
“You do realize Ohio’s just south of Lake Erie?”
“I know,” said Chase. But she was pretty cute—”
“In fact, I’d bet you can even see Canada from one of those famed Ohio beaches.”
“—and those parties get pretty intense.”
“Oh, Chase,” I said. “I didn’t think even you could fuck someone that stupid.”
Inspired by a much nicer story by Ron Thompson and illustrated by a postcard from Faith Fabric.
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