Lenny Froome collected baculii, or penis bones. Most of his samples came from road kills, but once while on a tour of the Floridian everglades he spotted a dead crocodile. Slicing through the animal’s belly he tried to amputate the baculum. But the beast had been dead for sometime, so as he pulled on the bone, it refused to yield and snapped back in place. When the rest of the tour, comprised mostly of pensioners from West Bloomfield, realized Lenny was no longer with them they retraced their steps to find our hero locked in an onanistic battle of wills.
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