Matthew’s Dad

Matthew’s dad had volunteered to coach for the neighbourhood t-ball league, and since volunteers were scarce that year, of course they let him have Matthew on his team. And although Matthew’s brother was over the age limit, it was only a little bit over, and with a few more of Matthew’s friends, carefully chosen, and even a few of his brother’s friends, Matthew’s dad had soon built himself an unstoppable team so powerful that it sucked all the fun from the game for everyone else. Congratulations, Matthew’s dad, I hope that little trophy they gave you made it all worthwhile.