Say it with Fingers

Off the top of my head, I can think of four ways you can position the fingers of one hand that could very likely get you into trouble. All these would probably be pixelated from network television, but in no particular order they are: the Middle Finger, the Shocker, the V-sign, and the Fig. And yet each is so different from the other that you really have to wonder if there isn’t some way to configure your digits that wouldn’t offend somebody, somewhere, and if it might not be better just to keep your hand in your pocket . . . you wanker.