Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Conservative

What does she looks like, this disembodied cheerleader gushing about Harper? Does she have rattan furniture on her deck and a little white dog? She tells Matt Galloway that she’s a teacher but she probably also volunteers at the AGO. That’s where she buys her chunky ethnic necklaces and bracelets made out of discarded telephone cable. They are fair trade and real conversation pieces. But this morning she’s speaking too quickly with excited, manic bursts claiming Canada has spoken! It’s an elated cadence that sounds like a jello salad but is really only a decibel away from a burning cross.

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