> God = Trouble

     “But nothing is greater than God!” A frustrated Sister Mary Diane corrected me.
     “Infinity is!” I countered. God lived in Heaven, which apparently was in the sky somewhere. And God being God, he’d have a nice place, with a large back yard to accommodate all the dead Catholics. So it was only logical that the universe would have to be bigger just to fit it all in.
     “Laurie Anne, you’re not listening! God is all-powerful.”
     Just great, I thought to myself. I’m going to have that dream again where Jesus snatches me up, right in the middle of Mr. Dressup.