My Final Deposition

Behold the toilet of the future, the Palermo two-piece from St. Thomas Creations. Watch as its patented Quattro Flushing Technology whisks away two-and-a-half pounds of carrots . . .
      . . . three-and-half pounds of dog food
      . . . eighteen large hot dogs
      . . . twenty golf balls!
In fact, I am convinced, given a little patience and the proper tools, there is nothing you cannot flush.
     Install one of these marvels at home and you can ride out the next garbage strike in style. Install them throughout the city and, I promise you, we will break that union and forever consign the garbage man to the dustbin of history.


Inspired by the most awesome toilet video on the Internet, and that photo up there, taken by Laurie Leclair in the Ladies loo of the Dover-Calais ferry, August 2011