Jesus returned to Earth today—again—in what was heralded as the one-millionth iteration of the Second Coming since the Large Hadron Collider accidently punched that hole in the firmament. And although the majority of manifestations now go unreported, the scientists at CERN have always been quite confident in their count and hope soon to be able to predict each appearance to within 20 metres. The mathematics, even, may well be divine, but try telling that to the Free Thinker who found Jesus last week bobbing in his septic tank or the Buddhist who found Him trampling the snow peas.
Le monde épinglé by
Jenny Brial.
Now, if it was Laurie's, that story would have ended with the septic tank but, indeed, a Buddhist's might be the Greatest Wrath of All.
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