Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Sign Wars!

The NDP here are a tight little group. No matter the campaign—federal, provincial, or municipal—you see the same faces, year after year. And so, we’ve all gotten pretty good at campaigning; and we sure had a pretty good run there for awhile—until the damned Liberals beat Toronto’s best MP . . . really.
     Thing is, I’m a sign guy, and so that’s how I’ll judge you. Our signs are straight; their signs are crooked. Our signs stay up; their signs fall down.
     By sheer numbers alone, we won the last three sign wars. Next time, hopefully, we win back the seat.
Inspired by Woke Salad Annie. Photo from the author’s extensive collection of Liberal Sign Fails.

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