I remember when we first met. You were thrust upon me in shame. Society could not bear the nipples of a pre-teen. But our relationship blossomed, and we became inseparable, wire tight.
You introduced me to Victoria’s Secret and encouraged me to be the biggest version of myself. I introduced you to hordes of fumbling man-hands. We went on to have countless escapades together.
We snapped ties over the pandemic, and I let you go. Bouncing from place to place and brazen at the office. Soon to realize society could neither bear the nipples of a mid-life woman.
"Hoards of fumbling man-hands"...Love it.
ReplyDeleteI was part of the horde (not hoards), but far from fumbling. 🍈 🍈
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ReplyDeleteAh, the love-hate relationship I know so well.
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