Exquisite Corpse

A sometimes surreal exercise in cooperative writing to be performed by a rotating cast of Torontonians, one hundred words at a time.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

March Approaches

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The month of March makes its entrance like a thirteen-year-old who doesn’t know how to brush or (dare I say) wash his hair or even how to m...
Sunday, February 25, 2024

Promised Land

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Ricky’s twenty one and Jackie’s nineteen but she’s done things he’s never dreamed She’s got a devil’s smile, angel’s lips, she’s drawin...
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Thursday, February 22, 2024

Deep Thoughts

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Dear Bra,      I remember when we first met. You were thrust upon me in shame. Society could not bear the nipples of a pre-teen. But our rel...
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Monday, February 19, 2024

Well Spent

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Remember that part in Flashdance where the blow-torch lady is talking to the guy she likes, and while she’s talking, she’s taking off her b...
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Saturday, February 17, 2024

Dear Diary

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Chris and I sit in an Ottawa bar and read her old diary from 1976. At first with theatrical angst, but then more thoughtfully. Here we are ...
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Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Travel Hygiene

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Things are different when you travel. Firm standards become fluid. Take laundry. A seasoned traveller avoids it entirely. A shirt you’d neve...
Saturday, February 10, 2024

Picture This

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We drive along Lakeshore, passing by the garbage-strewn encampments and cracked pillars under the Gardiner. We turn down the New Cherry St. ...
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Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Grasslands

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Paint a picture of the grasslands Take a photo of the soul Over ritual plains and rivers Heavy winds are this way blowing Running wit...
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Saturday, February 3, 2024

He’s A Maniac

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It was a still and grey afternoon. Perfect weather mood for a Saturday matinee. We left the theatre jacked to put our moves into place. That...
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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

St. Clair West

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We seemed to be hitting it off, so I offered to get her home. All I really wanted was to extend the evening a little, a walk through the sn...
Sunday, January 28, 2024

La Vache Qui Rit

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Back in my card-carrying PETA undergrad, I played a rainy-day game called “Splash the Bunny”. I’d drive my Dodge Dart dangerously close to ...
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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Snow, Slush, and Honour

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Sully was running late for an 8 A.M. That was the thing about beer league, you took ice time when you could get it, even 10 P.M. He was stil...
Sunday, January 21, 2024

Beneath the snow

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New snow covers all sorts of eyesores—garbage, dog poo, the debris of life littering my yard, general dilapidation. A wonderful façade until...
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Thursday, January 18, 2024

Fifty Words for Snow

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It had been snowing again when I fell asleep, then some hours before dawn I was awoken by a bright light. Maybe a car had pulled into the ...
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Monday, January 15, 2024

If Only

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If only we paused Netflix and took ten minutes to clear that measly strip of snow, so our elderly could walk. If only we didn’t treat our st...
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Friday, January 12, 2024

Be Nice . . .

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With the house came an extra sixteen feet of responsibility I hadn’t anticipated—not after years of soft apartment living, insulated from ...
Tuesday, January 9, 2024

You’re Not Funny . . . You’re just a Nudnik

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“Horseshit” was dad’s word. Mom, with her Enfant-chien-de-merde preferred her own strangely compounded French. My Detroit cousins cursed in...
Saturday, January 6, 2024

Salty in Certain Circumstances

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Dad was not one for salty language. He dropped occasional mild blasphemies and a scatological term of German origin in moments of crisis, li...
Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Get Out of Bed

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Hearing is muffled after a blast. Saturated by bright flames, your eyes hurt and you shut them tight. You swallow smoke. Taste it on your to...
Sunday, December 31, 2023

Happy MotherF’ing New Year 😊😊😊

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The fuel burning furnace shot out a spark. I see it land on a newspaper pile and catch. I tell my housemate this. They say, “You’re an ex...
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