Tail end of the night, I cheekily start shaking my booty on the dance floor with a cutie patootie, up to my keister in beautiful people way younger than me. This asshole butts in. Fundament-ally uncool, I say.
“Stick it where the sun don’t shine!” he replies.
I shove hard. He lands on his tuchus. Pretty derrieres flee the scene. The bouncer shoves us out the backdoor. Bummed and rump-led, our backsides hit the pavement. We laugh.
“Peckish?” he asks.
I shrug. “I could eat.”
“I know this all-night Chinese take-out place."
“Hell yes, I'd love some nice steamed buns.”
Inspired by Some Butts.. Photo by JJ Wong.
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