Oh TTC!

Oh TTC, Oh TTC,
Your service level’s falling.
Although the streetcar’s fully packed,
The supervisor sends it back.
Oh TTC, Oh TTC,
These short-turns are appalling.

Oh TTC, Oh TTC,
Your fares keep going higher
These tickets bought a year ago
Now need another nickel, so
Oh TTC, Oh TTC
I’ll try to sneak it by you.

Oh TTC, Oh TTC
Your subway’s overcrowded.
The people packed at Yonge and Bloor
Have not been home in days, I’m sure
Oh TTC, Oh TTC
Weren’t you once applauded?

If you can stand to, sing this to the tune of O Tannenbaum.