Phil and I were texting about hispi cabbage. Seconds later, the offending vegetable appeared on his Insta account.
"Like, chill guys." He said.
They won't. Last year after a few Misko admonishments of "None of your sass, Jordan". I got a Ticketmaster add. Currently, I'm flooded with knitting, Deadly Uncle memes and uber atavistic period pants. Period Pants? Since I'm also targeted for incontinence products and thigh shapers, I guess it means I'm not completely profiled.
So how about I throw them a bone?
Siri, where can I buy
Caged glass
Vintage Tool
Merino Balaclavas
Mary Beard
World Peace?