“Like, chill guys,” he said.
They won’t. Last year after a few Misko admonishments of ”None of your sass, Jordan.” I got a Ticketmaster ad. Currently, I’m flooded with knitting, Deadly Uncle memes, and uber atavistic period pants. Period Pants? Since I’m also targeted for incontinence products and thigh shapers, I guess it means I’m not completely profiled.
So how about I throw them a bone?
Siri, where can I buy:
— Caged glass
— Vintage Tool
— Merino Balaclavas
— Mary Beard
— World Peace?
Inspired by Eat, Live, Whatever. Image of Nipper and His Master’s Voice by Francis Barraud.
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