Tuesday, May 11, 2010

No AIDS in God's Country

I have no beef with stay-at-home-moms, unless you have nineteen children and are featured on a TLC reality show.  You know who you are, you born-again corn-pone doormat.  I just watched how, in the spirit of racial tolerance and understanding you took your Chiclet-toothed hoard to an Ethiopian restaurant.  Such bizarre food and entertaining people!  You felt like you were actually in Africa, bible in hand.  Wasn’t it funny when little Jimbo said he felt like puking?  Or when little Jambo kept rolling her eyes?  Next time, just feed one of your children to a starving family in Dolo Odo. 

1 comment:

  1. Oh, this is excellent commentary! My sister is a Tea Party southern belle (born in New York State, but you'd never know it by the drawl), and she's always bitching about "the Packis workin' the drive-thru at McDonald's. Can't understand a word they say. And they're taking OUR jobs!" Loved this. Amy Here's one for you!


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