Friday, October 28, 2011

My Final Deposition

Behold the toilet of the future, the Palermo two-piece from St. Thomas Creations. Watch as its patented Quattro Flushing Technology whisks away two-and-a-half pounds of carrots . . .
      . . . three-and-half pounds of dog food
      . . . eighteen large hot dogs
      . . . twenty golf balls!
In fact, I am convinced, given a little patience and the proper tools, there is nothing you cannot flush.
     Install one of these marvels at home and you can ride out the next garbage strike in style. Install them throughout the city and, I promise you, we will break that union and forever consign the garbage man to the dustbin of history.


Inspired by the most awesome toilet video on the Internet, and that photo up there, taken by Laurie Leclair in the Ladies loo of the Dover-Calais ferry, August 2011

9 comments:

  1. That's a great idea! Just flush all your garbage into Lake Ontario. Well done.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Nothing surprises me - usually!!!

    Denise ABC Wednesday Team

    ReplyDelete
  3. technology is...weird sometimes.
    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

    ReplyDelete
  4. :) cool! we wont need disposal bins anymore.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Futuristic!

    Find out what Quiet is for my kids.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Ah how we applaud these things...

    ReplyDelete
  7. I did note that nothing sticky or yucky was flushed. Yet to convince me!

    ReplyDelete

AddThis Widget (for sharing)

Crazy Egg (Analytics)