Perhaps it would be a stretch to call it a modern reiteration of
Gift of the Magi, but a few Christmases ago, Jim bought Leslie a
TUSHY. Unbeknownst, Leslie bought one for her beloved, causing an embarrassment of selfless exchange and bidet attachments. When it came to installation, Jim, handy but procrastinating, didn’t get around to it. Until last week.
The next day over coffee he recounted in discrete detail his tactile and hygienic awakenings, his metamorphic revelation of mysteries exotic yet familiar.
He may not have gazed upon the face of Agamemnon, but it was still a moving experience.
Inspired by Potentially Useful Stuff. Photo of Agamemnon from Wikipedia, modifications by ChatCPT.
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