Showing posts with label On Screen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label On Screen. Show all posts

Saturday, February 7, 2026

The Thirty Second Network Pitch

“Imagine ten men in a cabin on an island. There’s a blizzard. The power goes out. All they have is duct tape, 48 beers, three cans of beans, a flint, a pocket knife. How long will they last? They start a fire. They fix stuff with duct tape. They drink beer, play cribbage, eat beans. Pull fingers. Tell dad jokes. Who will survive? Who’ll end up dead and eaten? Think Yellowjackets meets Ozzie Nelson. Think Red Green wins Survivor. Think . . . Dad Island!” 
      The producers exchanged glances. It had a demographic. It would be cheap. But could they find a sponsor? 

Inspired by You’re Cheating. Image is a still from the 2020 Netflix series Hollywood.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Zulu Dawn

Wednesday was movie night in our little village on the edge of the Kalahari. We showed up at sunset not caring what film would show. The screen was an exterior wall, and everyone – locals, the few expats – sat beneath the southern constellations to watch, enthralled. That’s where I saw Zulu Dawn, in which Zulu warriors unexpectedly triumph over a modern British army. Burt Lancaster, playing an enlightened British officer, falls valiantly in battle – a scene calculated to generate sympathy in filmgoers. But that night, the crowd cheered enthusiastically at his skewering, and I realized how far I was from home.

[Image source: Copyright American Cinema Releasing, 1979]

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Nancy Grace

Last week I came across a sensational murder trial in the paper. The details of the case were lurid, disgusting, titillating – just the kind to captivate layabouts, shut-ins and readers of National Enquirer. Apparently this has been big news for three years, culminating recently in saturation coverage on certain all-news cable channels. Sure enough, a Google search shows that Nancy Grace is all over it. I learned all this on the day the verdict (Not Guilty) came out, and couldn’t help myself – that night I watched the smug, supercilious Nancy rail sanctimoniously for hours. The crap some fools will watch...

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