Sunday, July 11, 2010

Come Quickly

     At home, if you want them to come quickly, tell them you smell gas.
     At the hospital, tell them you have chest pains to the tips of your fingers, and they’ll wheel you right on past the longest queue.
     Head injuries, too.
     Just tell them you can’t even remember being thrown from your bike . . . out like a light, if just for a moment. When they ask you the date, get it wrong. But be careful, because the moment they figure you’re going to be fine, there’ll be no one there to help you pick the gravel out of your elbows.


  1. Hilarious!You must have visited our ER.
    Jane x

  2. LOL! you are funny! the few times I visited the ER, i felt so sick to be more creative.:p

    Q is for...

  3. the heart condition at the hospital is absolutely true

    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

  4. I just love this picture, I probably would have needed help QUICK if I tried to ride this.

  5. Hey, I'll remember that next time it's busy in the ER. lol

    abcw team

  6. Uh-oh, lol!

    Come and take my Dementia Quiz
    Rose, ABC Wednesday Team

  7. Unconscious works quite well too :) Thanks for the tips :)


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