Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Kidney Thieves and Other Modern Perils

Travis refused to travel outside of the country, determined never to wake up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney, like the friend of a guy he knew. Likewise, he would not visit New York City, where the sewers teemed with alligators, where poisonous snakes slithered up pipes and into toilets, where the government might launch another attack on a skyscraper at any moment. Anything might happen these days, what with a president who wasn’t even born in America. Yes, Travis was seeing the big picture about a lot of things, now that he was watching Fox News.

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