Sunday, May 15, 2011


“Wrong one, Asshole” I heard him say to his girlfriend after she erroneously threw garbage in the recycling bin. She only gave him a sideways glance, leaving me to wonder how, at the age of seventeen, he could’ve reached such a vaulted state of douchebaggery? You can’t blame it on “that generation” like some might when the old fart down the road makes his wife shovel the walk. It wasn’t a ‘cultural thing’, as this dude bore a striking resemblance to Dudley Dursley. Which begs the question why she’d be walking around with this fat Muggle in the first place?

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