Yesterday

Yesterday the world ended, and I missed it. It was my own fault. I slept in. I expected somebody would herald the event. Hard to sleep through a trumpet. Can anyone tell me what happened? Things look the same, which makes me think something went wrong. I’m not questioning the numerology behind the prophecy, but maybe they didn’t interpret the code correctly. Or maybe it was the end of the world, but only for the Liberal Party.
     I missed the final episode of 24, too. I miss 24 still; as I know I’ll miss the world, when it does finally—