The J Section

“Why doesn’t Jesus have to stay in this Section?” Julius Caesar asked Joan of Arc.

     “Because,” she began primly, “He sitteth at the right hand of—”
     “Yeah, yeah.”
     “It’s nice to see Judas so cheerful. Ever since he started seeing Jezebel he—”
     “He’s weak. Impressionable. Men like that flock to strong people.” Caesar eyed Joan. Not bad for a Gaul. When she looked up at the sky her eyes shone appealingly. “Besides, guys like pushy broads.”
     She was oblivious to flattery. Maybe he could transfer to C Section. Cleopatra was there, and Antony seemed happy enough in A.

Image: Joan of Arc by John Everitt Millais

(This post is about just one of the numerous afterlives I've imagined, the first of which is here. Another is here.)