So if our Twin Mayors can’t pick Margaret Atwood out from a crowd, and they believe that pools and libraries and art galleries are things other people use, what does culture mean to them? Dinner theatre at His Majesty’s Feast? The 99 Burger at Wayne Gretsky’s? At the end of the day do they sink into their leather sectionals, their flubbery pink arses encased in Windriver sweatpants and crack open a Tom Clancey? I see kitchen design inspired by the Olive Garden. And the art on their walls? How about an autographed jersey from Dougie Gilmour’s rookie year? Totally bitchin’[Image from cnews]
Love those low-hangin' ties.
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