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Rusty sits on a rattan loveseat in her lanai. A small stack of 1963 headshots await the three fans who serendipitously found her website after trolling for old people porn. She picks up a photograph and begins. “Dear Walter, may all your ups and downs be in….” She hesitates and a pun comes weakly, “Bedford!” Then finishes off with her signature “Knockers Up! Rusty XO.” Morty is next and then a longer salutation for Bill who ordered her Banned in Boston CD. Her pink caftan rustles when she puts down the pen and massages her fingers, all marbles and bones.

[Image from tsutpen.blogspot.com]